"...you and only you..."

You know you like a song when you have 8 different versions of that same song.

You know you hate a movie when it comes in a collectible pack with four other films and you destroy that film you hate.

You know you're in Washington when you get flipped off for yielding to a vehicle that has the right away... by the vehicle to which you yielded.

You can tell it's getting to be Spring when you walk outside and don't immediately consider changing all of your plans just to stay in a heated house all day.

You know you hate Sonic when they don't have a restaurant within 200 miles of you, but they bombard your TV screen with their potentially tasty wares.

You should be ok if you run into a parked car while running. You won't be ok, if you really do that, because that is horrible.

You could let a friend buy you a Ben Harper album, and you could forget to see that it's a DVD.

You would be pretty amazing if you listened to Patty Griffin, and do it maybe now.

You could spend your life loving the Seattle Mariners, or you could do something more fun like bashing your teeth against the edge of a table.

You never know when a bald eagle will land on your deck. You never know when you might have the urge to have a stuffed bald eagle in your den. Kidding!

You may one day live in a place where the Mexican food is really good. You may one day move to a place where it's even better!

You know you love Michael W. Smith when you buy an album of nothing but covers of his music.

You know you're out of shape when you're playing basketball and just walk around after 5 minutes.

You know your life is pretty dull if you spend your day adjusting, maintaining, and creating inventory and customer contracts. Wait...

You should get a haircut, it's time.

You might want to pray that the rumors are true and that Sufjan Stevens next album is all about California.

You might also want to doubly hope that he somehow writes a song about Redlands.

You may want to get a life if you read this far.

You know you're just the cutest thing if you did.