"...gonna take a little time, a little time to look around me..."

Let's see...what do I want for 2006?

* Be a better freedom fighter. I haven't brought democracy to enough condos in my complex...but that will change. Oh yes.

* My comebacks to the lady at Carl's Jr. The most unfriendly thing in history constantly challenges my pride and self-worth. She will meet her match this year.

* Be able to properly construct a burrito. I can't do it, I'm cursed. I even watched the Taco Bell guy last night for 10 minutes looking for tips. Burritos...you're next.

* Sing so well at a karaoke bar that I receive a standing ovation. Has it ever happened? I'm sure. Will it happen to me? Oh yes.

* Finally get the nerves to sing at a karoake bar. I guess I have these resolutions out of order.

* Start an underground internet cover band. Jordan...you have the power to start this dream. We could be heroes, forever and ever.

* Learn the words to "King Without A Crown" to wow everyone at parties.

* Buy a computer. Preferrably one that doesn't randomly turn off.Grrrr.

* Find the people who keep breaking into Troy's car and issue justice to them.

* Stop a man from mugging an old woman's purse.

*Write Kobe Bryant a poem about sharing.

There. Perfect. See you next year.